Axelrod: Many Republicans are Witches, Nazis, and Employers of Illegal Immigrant Housekeepers; Also Take Foreign Donations and Drink Blood

Citing a recent study by CNN's Christine Amanpour, White House Senior Adviser David Axelrod proclaimed that the Republican Party was dominated by witches and warlocks, Nazi reenactment aficionados, and those who employ illegal immigrants while taking donations from foreign sources.

Interviewed on This Week With Someone From Legacy Media, Axelrod accused the GOP leadership of encouraging extremism. "There is little doubt," he stated, "that secret cadres within the Republican establishment are Nazi witches and warlocks. Furthermore, I have received evidence -- which I cannot disclose at this time -- that many GOP gubernatorial candidates actually employed illegal immigrant housekeepers. And by many, I mean possibly one."

When questioned about the advisers fleeing the White House and polls which show a tidal wave of anti-Democrat sentiment, Axelrod attempted to deflect attention by projecting his voice into the corner of the studio and shouting: "Look, Nazis!"

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