DHS wants you to report suspicious activity at Wal-Mart, except for anything remotely related to illegal immigration

If you were going to create a sit-com about national security, could you do any better than starting with the walking character actress known as Janet NapoliReno?

“Big Brother” is very busy these days — and so is Big Sister. From the Department of Homeland Security website:

Washington, D.C. – Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary Janet Napolitano today announced the expansion of the Department’s national “If You See Something, Say Something” campaign to hundreds of Walmart stores across the country-launching a new partnership between DHS and Walmart to help the American public play an active role in ensuring the safety and security of our nation.

"Homeland security starts with hometown security, and each of us plays a critical role in keeping our country and communities safe," said Secretary Napolitano. "I applaud Walmart for joining the ‘If You See Something, Say Something' campaign. This partnership will help millions of shoppers across the nation identify and report indicators of terrorism, crime and other threats to law enforcement authorities."

Now when you’re in line at Walmart in the coming months, as if the screaming babies, unattended kids, guy who hasn’t showered since the Nixon administration and a variety of disgruntled shoppers weren’t enough, you’ll also be subjected to... friendly announcement[s] from the Department of Homeland Security.

Let's reset: 80-year old nuns are getting full-body pat-downs at the airport... your shopping cart will be monitored for non-recyclable sacks, but when it comes to millions of illegals streaming over the border each year, Napolitano and Obama are curiously silent.

The Democrat Party must be politically nuked from orbit in 2012. It's the only way to be sure.


Hat tip: Michelle Malkin.