The Second Annual PUK Awards, First Installment

iOwnTheWorld has announced its second annual PUK awards, for which the first installment of my entries may be found below.

The devastating part of the contest -- at least for me -- is that the inscrutable and evil genius Dr. William Z. Jacobson is judging the contest. Ever since he launched that infamous denial-of-service (DoS) attack on this website in 1954, the two of us have waged a cold war of sorts.

So it's par for the course that those nimrods at iOTW would name him the judge. Of course we're not going to win. Jacobson hates my guts, especially since I briefly hacked his website. It was back in 1963. I renamed it to Beatle Resurrection and made the whole site a fictional story about how the popular, groovy Beatles rock band had perished in an untimely mining incident... but then they'd come back to life in an elegantly staged hoax to make them more popular than, well, you know. But I digress...


December 4, 2010 - The Obama After-School Special

Now that the government is regulating vending machines and bake sales, stay tuned for the ABC After-School Special entitled: "The Twinkie Dealer".

This moving story features a cameo appearance by Scott Baio, who plays the skinny kid tempted by an illicit snack dealer who offers him sweets that contain... trans-fats.

November 26, 2010 - Exclusive Photo Taken Moments Before President Obama Suffered Major Gash on Lip While Playing Basketball



November 22, 2010 - White House Unveils Sweet New TSA Poster



October 11, 2010 - Krugpression, featuring the world's dumbest economist.



November 12, 2010 - Meanwhile, Back At One of Charlie Rangel's Rent-Controlled Penthouses...



November 9, 2010: Krugman is running California, too?



November 3, 2010 - Exclusive Photo: Military Plans Final Flight for Ex-Speaker Pelosi



October 29, 2010 - Lean Forward



October 20, 2010 - Reason #708 to Vote Republican In November



More to come as time permits.


Update: Click here for Part Deux.