Democrat Senatorial Committee Announces the Winner of Its Bumper-Sticker Contest... And It's Awesome!

The Democrat Senatorial Committee has announced the winner of its bumper-sticker contest -- and I must say, it's teh awezem. Check it out:

I thought about this long and hard.

It just needs a slight modification.

You know, to make it more accurate.

Fair and balanced.

I think this may be the real winner: