Monday, July 11, 2011

Tim Geithner's Tippity-Top Secret Debt Ceiling Spreadsheet

Biff Spackle lands another exclusive: our beloved, TurboTax-challenged Treasury Secretary's secret spreadsheet that specifies who gets paid and who gets bounced if the debt ceiling ain't raised:

As the Bipartisan Policy Center confirms:

The BPC study found that the United States is likely to hit the debt limit sometime between August 2 and August 9. “It’s a 44 percent overnight cut in federal spending” if Congress hits the debt limit, Powell said. The BPC study projects there will be $172 billion in federal revenues in August and $307 billion in authorized expenditures. That means there's enough money to pay for, say, interest on the debt ($29 billion), Social Security ($49.2 billion), Medicare and Medicaid ($50 billion), active duty troop pay ($2.9 billion), veterans affairs programs ($2.9 billion).

That leaves you with about $39 billion to fund (or not fund) the following:

Defense vendors ($31.7 billion)
IRS refunds ($3.9 billion)
Food stamps and welfare ($9.3 billion) -
Unemployment insurance benefits ($12.8 billion)
Department of Education ($20.2 billion)
Housing and Urban Development ($6.7 billion)
Other spending, such as Departments of Justice, Labor, Commerce, EPA, HHS ($73.6 billion)

Gee, let's see.

You mean we'd have to furlough:

Eric Holder? The National Labor Relations Board (NLRB), which is waging war on Boeing and other private sector companies? The EPA, which is trying to run an end-around on Congress with its own version of cap-and-trade? HHS, the blunt instrument of Obamacare? The Department of Education, also known as the stealth AFT and NEA funding agency? And HUD, progenitor of the Fannie Mae Housing Crisis, thanks to Andrew "The Architect of Ruin" Cuomo?

Wow. Tough decision. Let me think for a minute...

Furlough 'em. Nuke 'em from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Make Obama lead for a change. Force him to make the tough decisions.

I'm sure he'll do spectacularly well. After all, he had so much executive experience prior to taking the job. And he's maintained that stellar performance ever since.

PRESENT!


3 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:53 PM

    The US Government is almost completely expendable, as you have pointed out, and effectively. This bunch of freeloading, thieving, liars should be tried, drawn, quartered, and buried in the Indian Ocean.

    Not kidding, either.

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  2. Obama killer2:40 AM

    Kill the EPA, Dept of Education, Energy and HEW. Kill SSI and Medicaid. Kill foreign aid.

    Sell off half of the US land in the West. Sell long term natural resource leases.

    Eliminate all Federal hires back to the 2000 level and institute a hiring freeze. Cut Federal pay by 20%.

    Institute a law that failing to pass and maintain a balanced budget will result in the forced retirement of all elected and appointed federal officials in the executive, legislative and judiciary and barr them from future federal employment in any manner.

    Cut all federal employee benefits by 1% for each year the budget doesn't baLANCE BUT INSTITUTE awards for informing on waste, mismanagement, and fraud and give that employee protection against retribution.

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  3. Anonymous1:05 PM

    Hey Dougie, I got a song to go along with your Obama golfing icon, and it goes like this; sung to --- Oh, you'll figure it out

    If everybody was like Obama
    Across the USA
    Then everybody's be golfing
    As things slip away
    We'd all be wearing our Mom jeans
    Little golfing cap too
    With a pussified golf swing
    Golfing USA

    And we'll be ignoring the oil spill
    And unemployment lines
    Housing prices in the toilet
    Four bucks for gasoline
    Huge mosque in Manhattan
    AKs in Monterrey
    Barry Obama's gone golfing
    Golfing USA

    We'll all be planning out a ruse
    We're gonna leak to the news
    We're firming up our tee time
    We can't wait for noon
    We're out of touch with the public
    We're on the links to stay
    Tell the Congress we're golfing
    Golfing USA

    And the debt at 14 trillion
    Resurgent Taliban
    War Powers vioalation
    And soon nukes in Iran
    Gold over a thousand
    And still no budget today
    Barry Obama gone golfing
    Golfing USA

    Barry Obama's gone golfing
    Golfing USA
    Yeah, Barry Obama's gone golfing .....

    Anonymously yours
    Lennie

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