Grey Goose martinis...
Swedish massages...
Skiing in Vail...
Being accompanied by dozens of hunky bodyguards...
Relaxing for days on end in 5-Star Spas...
While enjoying endless carafes of rich, sparkling wines...
And the very finest cuisine...
All while vacationing on the taxpayers' dime (spending $10 million in the last year alone)?
That would our beloved, ultra-classy, non-pandering, non-class-warrior, non-hypocritical First Lady, Michelle Obama.
Who vacations with her husband, a man known for vilifying "millionaires and billionaires", "corporate jet owners", "yacht owners", and others with whom they hobnob on a regular basis.
While billing you, your children and your grandchildren for the privilege.
You may want to file this under 'Remember in 2012'.
This post works even better if you imagine it being read out loud by Robin Leach of Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous.
ReplyDeleteLeft out the bit about taxpayers footing the bill for aunt zucchini or whatever her name is.
ReplyDeleteWho said this:
“I will not accept a deal in which I am asked to do nothing, in fact, I’m able to keep hundreds of thousands of dollars in additional income that I don’t need…”
You may want to file this under "you're a useless fucking waste of life - someone who should have been aborted with a coat hanger"
ReplyDeleteCSJ,
ReplyDeleteYou really should not be talking that way about Michelle Obama. The Secret Service will be knocking on your door soon.
AND THEN..THE LYING SOB TOLD US HIS DADDY HAD FOUGHT IN WWII..!
ReplyDeleteTHE WORLD'S #1 LIAR HADN'T TAKE TIME TO CHECK OUT DADDY'S AGE
(IF HE EVEN KNOWS WHO THE HELL HIS DADDY IS)"DADDY" WAS 7 YEARS OF AGE WHEN WWII STARTED !!
BEING A LIAR IS ONE THING....BEING STUPID AND A LIAR IS A BIT OVER THE LINE.
THROW THE LYING BUM OUT
if is "daddy" had the 50 cents to buy a condom, the bastard would be swimming around in a sewer ...WERE HE BELONGS
ReplyDeleteANE ASK "QUEENIE MICHELLE" TO SKINNY DIP WITH HIM......THEY'LL BE IN GOOD COMPANY THERE
DEAR HLH....SOUNDS LIKE ZE SS VILL BE COMINK OFER TO QVESTION YOU...
ReplyDelete"VEE HAFF VAYZ OF GETTING ZAT INFORMACHUN"
SO, WE'LL BE POLITICAL PRISONERS TRANSPORTED TO A RELOCATION CENTER ?
ANYONE PROTECTING THE LYING MUSLIM IN CHIEF IS NO BETTER THAN HE IS..
PISS !.... ON ALL OF THEM !
AUTOMATON TRASH !!
THEY NEED TO TRY TO BE AMERICANS FIRST....OBAMA IS ON A MISSION TO DESTROY AMERICA