How a man with minimal accomplishments got to write two biographies is anyone's guess. My question for this (very rare) open thread is: What should the title of Barack Obama's next epic biography be?
Some suggestions to seed some ideas:
• Organizing For Tyranny
• Leading From Behind: the Barack Obama Story
• Putting on Ayers
Best title wins a box of Papa B's finest reloaded ammo, provided his bunker doesn't kerplode before then.
Barack Obama: Proof That it Really is Possible to Shine Shit.
ReplyDeleteBumbles Bounce: Barack Obama, the White House Years
ReplyDelete"You THINK That's Your House" by Baracky Husseinny Obammy mmm mmm mmm!
ReplyDelete"Looky What I Did!"
ReplyDelete"Is That a Corporate Jet in your Pocket or Are You Valerie Jarrett in Disguise?"
"Would Mom & Dad Have Run Out on Me If They Knew I was Going to Wreck the USA for Them?"
ReplyDeleteThe Life and Times of A Bitter Clinger
ReplyDeleteCarpet Bombing Amerika For Dummies
ReplyDelete"Dicktater"
ReplyDeleteThe Anointed Won: How To Con Millions
ReplyDeleteAyers To The Throne
ReplyDeleteDreams from just a guy in my neighborhood.
ReplyDeleteSCOMF--A Love Story
ReplyDelete"God Damn America"
ReplyDeletehttp://thepeoplescube.com/kg3/obama-s-book-god-damn-america-t1927.html
Bill Ayers is already working on the first draft.
Screams From My Fatherland.
ReplyDeleteWet Dreams of teh Baby Daddy.
ReplyDeleteThe Adventures of Chief Commander Zero
ReplyDeleteCapitalism: A Hate Story
ReplyDelete"Reggie and Me: A Story of Forbidden Love"
ReplyDeleteObama, you may or may not need more Irish in you.. Perhaps try some SINGLE MALT IRISH WKISKEY...& like Beethoven you can sing, ' I'm an IRISH man '!
ReplyDeleteObama: Tales from a Stuttering Clusterf*** of a Miserable Failure
ReplyDeleteFrom Inexperience through Incompetence to Failure
ReplyDeleteToo Racist for Two Terms - The Shame of a Nation
ReplyDeleteAttackWatch: My Story
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