Thursday, January 19, 2012

Bestest Caption Contest Evah!

Okay, I'll freely admit I stole the photo from the invaluable Tammy Bruce's website. That said, it's too good not to propagate this as: (a) a caption contest; (b) a Twitter meme (hashtag #TragicKingdom) and (c) an iPad app.

So have at it in the comments section. Winner gets whatever's left at the bottom of the sock drawer when I clean it out this weekend.


47 comments:

  1. Anonymous7:30 PM

    Mickey Hussein Mouse.

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  2. http://astuteblogger.blogspot.com/2012/01/is-this-photo-of-obama-at-disneyland.html

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  3. Anonymous7:38 PM

    And when this park is repatriated, you can live in this castle behind me and smoke bubble pipes.

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  4. I see Goofy is back at Disney World.

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  5. Anonymous7:42 PM

    I'm King of the woooorrrrllllddddd!

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  6. btybrdy7:42 PM

    I Came Over Here To Main Street Today From Where I Live: Fantasyland.

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  7. That guy is Farquaad right?

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  8. citizenjane7:49 PM

    Hey Mickey--stop with the ears jokes.

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  9. Look at the minarets behind me as this will become a Mosque after I am re-coronated.

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  10. Anonymous7:59 PM

    "That Hepburn house I was looking at in Connecticut? Forget about it. THIS is it. The only one with a front door big enough for my inflated head and Michelle's ass."

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  11. Gerrick8:02 PM

    "My loyal subjects..."

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  12. My next presidential executive decision will be to move from the White house to this location behind me, Michelle will love it!

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  13. Senator, I served with Walt Disney, I knew Walt Disney, Walt Disney was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Walt Disney.

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  14. t-bird8:56 PM

    Look at me, I'm Tinkerbell!

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  15. t-bird8:59 PM

    "I will turn everything into Chinese ghost towns!"

    Seriously, where is everybody?

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  16. toolnutz9:02 PM

    After the speech, Wall Street told investors to short Disney stocks.

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  17. LexisTexas9:09 PM

    America wished upon a star, and all we got was Goofy.

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  18. Anonymous9:11 PM

    find the object here that looks like a huge dick.

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  19. Looks like we've found the missing dwarf.

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  20. Jimmy the Saint9:30 PM

    Ok, guys, guess this movie quote: "Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon - Manny Mota....Mota...Mota." Uhh, guys?

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  21. "He's a small man, after all..."

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  22. huerfano9:56 PM

    Some say I lack real world experience, but I say, look around you...

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  23. I thought Dopey couldn't talk.

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  24. chester arthur10:03 PM

    Promoting tourism the government way,by stopping it.

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  25. millard fillmore10:06 PM

    And in November,his carriage turns back into a pumpkin.

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  26. I have selected seven new economic advisers ....

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  27. Anonymous10:30 PM

    And that is what is left after my morning dump, the rainbow comes after I take a leak!

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  28. Okay, Mr. President. You can take off the Mouse Ears now.

    Oh. Wait. . .

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  29. A Mickey Mouse at the Tragic Kingdom.

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  30. Anonymous11:12 PM

    "I have ordered the Secretary of the Interior to designate this unique natural park as a World Heritage Site to be administered by the United Nations."

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  31. Anonymous11:15 PM

    BHO: "I can't read my teleprompter because of the reflection of Tinkerbell. Have the secret service shoot her."

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  32. Anonymous11:31 PM

    When you wish upon a czar......

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  33. Anonymous11:48 PM

    M-I-C... See you in the unemployment line... K-E-Y... Why? Because the media told us we were racists if we didn't vote for the dumbass... S-C-O-A-M-F.

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  34. Anonymous11:49 PM

    The SCOAMF laments the jobs lost to animatronic robots in the Hall of Presidents.

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  35. Anonymous12:54 AM

    Small World. Small President.

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  36. And I would like to.. uh... thank my.. ummm...chief.. uh.. desinger.. ummm... 'Michelle' for managing the reconstruction of our house..er.. the White House... and please.. let me point out.. this project has created or... ummm.. ah.. saved millions of taxpayer funded jobs...
    uh... you can all get up off your knees now.

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  37. Obama spoke from the Land of Make Believe....

    He did this while he was at Disney...

    cnredd
    Political Wrinkles
    http://politicalwrinkles.com

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  38. Bones6:29 AM

    After the news media finally decided to investigate Obama, he appeared at Disneyland with all his supporters.

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  39. Let me be perfectly clear.. any comparison of my administration.. to a Mickey Mouse Operation..

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  40. There's an idiot in front of the castle! There's an idiot in front of the castle!

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  41. Emperor for Life Idi Amin Obama in front of the 1:200 scale builder's model of the replacement for the White House (to be known as "Moo's Palace").

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  42. "R.O.U.S.es? I don't think they exist."

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  43. The evil Republican Wall Street bankers caused these poor Solyndra executives to fall behind on their mortgages. I want to ask all middle class Americans to do their fair share to help them.

    Therefore I am asking congess to raise taxes be one trillion dollars.

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  44. I have nothing to say that you haven't already heard before...I just needed an excuse to have the American Taxpayer foot the bill for my family's Disney Vacation.

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  45. "I have ordered the Keystone XL pipeline to be rerouted away from environmentally-dangerous Canadian tar sands and to this inexhaustible source of clean-burning fairy dust."

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  46. Anonymous5:07 PM

    I am Nationalising The castle for personal use ,for my fat ass mean wife and my self!

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  47. dick-less7:10 PM

    Don't forget to pick up you anatomically correct action figure in the gift shop on your way out.

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