Exclusive: Underexposed President Plans More TV Appearances

The President's recent poll numbers are disturbing for Democrats, to say the least. Obama's typical reaction to bad numbers is to assume he's underexposed. And Biff Spackle has the world exclusive: like his recent appearances on Jimmy Kimmel Live and The View, the President plans cameos on "non-traditional" cable outlets. Look for "special appearances" by the President on the following shows:

ANTIQUES ROADSHOW

AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL

CARTOON NETWORK

ANIMAL PLANET

JUDGE JUDY

BARACK AND KATE PLUS EIGHT

According to White House insiders, multiple appearances on these channels should greatly increase the president's popularity numbers.