Friday, July 20, 2012

My Sincere and Heartfelt Apology to ABC's Brian Ross

An earlier Doug Ross @ Journal article referred to ABC News correspondent Brian Ross as the Westonville man by the same name arrested today and accused of: operation of a rolling methamphetamine lab; lighting kittens on fire; trafficking in child pornography; using a rusty axe to amputate the pinkies of debtors; performing necrophilia with roadkill; pushing a nun in front of the E train; arranging and betting on dog fights; gross abuse of squirrels; decapitation of baby seals during devil worship; and placement of non-recyclable material in the recycle-only container.


My bad.


10 comments:

  1. Anonymous8:14 PM

    That's ok. Anyone could have made that mistake.

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  2. I rolf'd. Doesn't mean I care less for the victims.

    Ridicule is too good for him.
    #FireBrianRoss

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  3. Anonymous8:30 PM

    are you sure? do we know where he was? Paladin

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  4. Anonymous9:41 PM

    No Problem. No harm done.

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  5. Crapplefratz9:59 PM

    I'm pretty sure that the "squirrel abuse" charge still applies.

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  6. Lmbo! He deserves so much more

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  7. Anonymous3:18 AM

    As long as you apologize it's OK......It's like it never happened.

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  8. Unfreak'n believable !!

    Amazing the lengths that the MSM goes to smear the Tea Party

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  9. Good thing he's an "investigative" reporter. Think just how wrong he might have gotten it if he wasn't? /sarc

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