Eating a vending machine burrito on a normal day, not to mention Christmas Eve, should make your blood pressure skyrocket and your stomach tremble in fear.
I was so worried about high blood pressure and a bad stomach while eating my McRib w/ fries on Xmas eve that I washed it down with real eggnog made from whole milk, actual eggs, cane sugar, a sprinkle of nutmeg and (you better believe it) real brandy! Blood pressure and stomach now both doing just fine...although my cholesterol's feeling a bit tipsy! ;-)
Merry Christmas directorblue, and thanks for all the excellent work throughout 2012.
I have technical service job that requires me to go to customer sites on a rotating 24x7 schedule. After doing this for 33 years, I can boast I have survived everything a vending machine has dared my gastronomical tract. The most fun is the egg salad with an expiration date of tomorrow. Side of M&M's and wash it down with a Mountain Dew.
Merry Christmas to all and Doug, thanks for the best blog out there.
Why is this terrifying?
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ReplyDeleteEating a vending machine burrito on a normal day, not to mention Christmas Eve, should make your blood pressure skyrocket and your stomach tremble in fear.
Yikes. I wouldn't touch a vending machine burrito. I don't trust them.
ReplyDeleteI was so worried about high blood pressure and a bad stomach while eating my McRib w/ fries on Xmas eve that I washed it down with real eggnog made from whole milk, actual eggs, cane sugar, a sprinkle of nutmeg and (you better believe it) real brandy! Blood pressure and stomach now both doing just fine...although my cholesterol's feeling a bit tipsy! ;-)
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas directorblue, and thanks for all the excellent work throughout 2012.
Thanks for reading!
I have technical service job that requires me to go to customer sites on a rotating 24x7 schedule.
ReplyDeleteAfter doing this for 33 years, I can boast I have survived everything a vending machine has dared my gastronomical tract.
The most fun is the egg salad with an expiration date of tomorrow. Side of M&M's and wash it down with a Mountain Dew.
Merry Christmas to all and Doug, thanks for the best blog out there.