Tuesday, January 29, 2013

EXCLUSIVE: New Photos of President Obama Skeet-Shooting Unearthed

We finally have confirmation that President Obama does indeed "do skeet-shooting all the time."

Cub Reporter Biff Spackle cannot reveal how he acquired these photographs because he can not -- and will not -- disclose sources or methods.




If the editors of The New Republic wish to secure reproduction rights, please call the BiffPhone at 997-555-1212.


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4 comments:

  1. Jeanne Patterson9:22 PM

    Yee hah! Can't believe TNR fell for that pic of Oblahma "skeet-shooting". The cool kids in the know who follow your blog recognized that iconic King Putt pic right away since you've had so many "exclusives"!

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  2. Bones9:52 PM

    Still using the same Photoshop "expert" that did the birth certificates.

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  3. Reaganite Independent2:27 AM

    lmao x 100

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  4. Jason in SD12:10 PM

    It was an easy mistake. He thought "shoot skeet" was slang for "smoke pot and receive anal sex."

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