Finally this age-old question is answered: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the cojones?
Women always say that giving birth is much more painful than a guy getting kicked in the cojones.
They are wrong, and here's the proof.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
You never, ever hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the cojones."
Case closed.
Check and mate.
Recheck that mate, mate! I gave birth three times and it was brutal - there were no epidurals in my birthing years. The reason men don't want a repeat kick in the you know where is because they just can't handle the pain - simple as that...but you guys know the truth!
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ReplyDeleteAnd on the side... little did I know proofs could actually be pleasurable.
Learn something new every day. Thanks.
Have you ever wondered why guys laugh when other guys get the family jewels whacked? Notice the facial expressions of men when they see a brother in pain. I don't see those types of expression when women talk about child birth.
ReplyDeleteThe reason we women are willing to endure the pain again is that at the end of it you get a NEW CHILD!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNothing -- nothing in the universe -- compares with a new being who didn't exist before, who now exists for all eternity!
Sorry to get all serious and cosmic on you, but it's the God's honest truth. And it's HUGE.
Know what hurts more than childbirth? Having to endure the incessant squawking about how painful it is.
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