10. In New York City, you lose your right to health care by consuming a Chili Dog
9. All insurance plans come with a free weekly newsletter from Dr. Kevorkian
8. In low tier plan, anasthesia administered orally via shots of Jim Beam
7. Employers with 50 or more workers required to offer health insurance or face waterboarding
6. Overflow E.R. patients in Florida automatically airlifted to Cuba for treatment
5. All of your personal health records available to you via Dropbox.com
4. Sex changes are free of charge, but reversing sex changes requires a $20 co-pay
3. Over-the-counter drugs must be purchased from a company owned by Nancy Pelosi's husband
2. Couples earning more than $250,000 are prohibited from having more than one child
1. Any elective surgery requires a suppository
All of these are 100 percent verified accurate, as far as you know.
Hat tip: BadBlue Money News.
The quality of US healthcare has decreased under Obama anyway, even without the stupid poorly planned mess of Obamacare.
ReplyDeleteAll these liberals care about is s ex and getting free funding for any expenses related to the consequences of their ungodly high-risk lifestyles, addictions and emotional and identity confusion.
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