There, I fixed it for you, Cory Booker

Spotted this ad on a website:

Which prompted me to repair it:

For those unfamiliar with the tale, New Jersey's hard left Senate candidate Cory Booker has an imaginary drug-dealer friend named "T-Bone", who he uses to add a little spice to his stories. Suffice it to say that T-Bone is about as real as Booker's record for good governance in Newark.

If you have the wherewithal, please consider supporting conservative Steve Lonegan for U.S. Senate. His website is a great resource for background on Booker, who has a sordid history of extreme and bizarre behavior.