Monday, May 05, 2014

As Economy Stumbles and War in Europe Nears, a Very, Very Busy President Tweets Out an Important Message

I truly wish this had been a Biff Spackle original and not an official White House tweet. But real it is.


A record number of Americans have dropped out of the workforce, the Secretary of State is encouraging Muslim terror attacks on innocent Israeli civilians, no one knows what the president did for 10 hours after he learned his Ambassador to Libya was missing, the economy has flatlined, Vladimir Putin is reenacting Adolf Hitler's moves from the 1930s, radical leftist billionaires are preventing America from becoming energy independent, and illegal immigration is ripping America to shreds.

And the White House staff is busy photoshopping the president sitting on the Iron Throne.


Hat tip: Western Journalism

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3 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:40 AM

    Sad waste of executive time and taxpayer money. And our 'king' crosses his legs like a girl.

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  2. Chris9:59 AM

    If they bring a tank to the fight, WE bring a crossbow....

    ....or something like that.

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  3. Chris10:00 AM

    Sure am glad that coffee table accessory is not some kind of ASSAULT WEAPON.

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