Say you're the Mayor of Murrieta, California. Or the City Manager of Scottsdale, Arizona.
Some place that's just gotten a surprise shipment of hundreds of illegal aliens suffering from unknown medical conditions, have uncertain criminal backgrounds, and perhaps even some ties to terror organizations. You know, the Democrats' new favorite constituency: wards of the state who can't speak English, are utterly dependent on government largess, and know nothing of American history, traditions and culture.
What do you do? It's really quite simple:
2. Immediately purchase one-way tickets for each illegal on Greyhound to the nearest, wealthy liberal community. My personal favorites:
• Bethesda, Maryland
• Cambridge, Massachusetts
• La Jolla, California
• San Francisco, California
• Washington, DC
3. Assist each illegal on to the bus, hand them their supplies for the trip, and bid them a fond adieu.
4. Open a can of beer and enjoy.
You're welcome, America.
Love it.
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome, America? I don't remember saying thank you for this juvenile idea. No borders, no country; defend them or surrender. America has surrendered and retreated.
ReplyDeleteTwolaneflash: Have someone explain the concept of 'humor' to you.
ReplyDeleteYou forgot Portland, Ann Arbor, Madison, and Boulder. Perfect destinations.
ReplyDeleteYou could probably include the state of Minnesota too.
ReplyDeleteGet some 'Vote for Landreau' T-shirts and ship 'em to Louisiana, 'Hagen' shirts for North Carolina
ReplyDeleteScottsdale, AZ is a wealthy, liberal community. What's unfortunate is that it's not far enough away from Phoenix and Mesa, which is where these "immigrants" will end up, while taking landscaping and pool cleaning jobs to keep those in Scottsdale cushy.
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