Paper set out to break the Internet yesterday with its now-infamous cover photo prominently featuring Kim Kardashians ass. This, of course, got everyone talking on the (as yet unbroken) Internet, driving Nissan to awkwardly tweet its way in on the joke.
Nissans gag plays on the less revealing version of Papers two-part cover photo (see them here, and be warnedtheres naked booty ahead). But thats the problem: the non-naked photo Paper chose for its cover is itself a riff on an older photo, Jean-Paul Goudes equally NSFW Champagne Incident. That makes Nissans tweet a joke about a jokeall in the name of riding a dopey hashtag wave.
The GT-R is one of the world's few, true sports cars; as such, its image doesn't deserve to be tarnished with the likes of the least interesting celebrity in the world.
Hat tip: BadBlue Car News.
Ugh.
ReplyDeleteHer ass is as artificial as the car's:
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Kim Kardashian is no longer allowed to go to the beach due to environmental regulations. It seems the aggregate density and bulk of her ass is having a detrimental effect to the tidal flow of the ocean currents. True story...
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