Sunday, June 28, 2015

DETERMINING IF WE NEED ANOTHER BUSH AS PRESIDENT: Using the Common Core Method

I actually wrote a note to my contacts at the RNC (including Reince, who I'm 99 percent sure doesn't know me from Adam) which reads as follows:

Please check this story out. Consider what it means to many Americans. Until there is some legitimate effort to embrace the conservative base, the Republican Party stands no chance of winning the presidential election in 2016.

"Question: If John Boehner Was a Democratic Plant, What Would He Be Doing Differently?," by Jim Hoft

As a side note, you do realize that Jeb Bush has zero chance in a general election? Or has the Bush brand name secretly been repaired when I wasn't looking? Any cash you direct to Jeb!™ would be better invested by dousing it in gasoline and then applying a lit sparkler.

Best, Doug

For the rest of America, there's this:


Mathematicians have yet to invent a fraction small enough to represent the odds of a Jeb!™ presidency.

What's one over a googol?


Hat tip: BadBlue News.
 

4 comments:

  1. carlito11:05 PM

    The Knights of Nee demand the election of a Shrubbery as US President in 2016!!!

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  2. @carlito - preee-cisely.

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  3. Anonymous11:29 PM

    Good one Doug-this is why you're number 1 on my book mark list
    MM

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  4. Anonymous6:02 AM

    1 Jeb + 1 general election = failure
    the science is settled

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