CALLUM BORCHERS OF THE WASHINGTON POST TAKES ON MARK LEVIN: He Chose... Poorly

There are certain matchups... certain competitions... that are just insane to contemplate. Godzilla vs. Bambi. Demetrius Johnson vs. Michael Moore. Floyd Mayweather vs., eh, Michael Moore. And Mark Levin vs. Callum Borchers (if that is his real name).

Borchers, who is completely unknown west of Bethesda, Maryland and east of Bethesda, Maryland, just wrote an interesting sci-fi column at the Washington Post entitled "Mark Levin is confused. Or he is trying to confuse you."

But don't bother clicking on it. Put simply, Clyde Torchers offers some awesome spin -- using a February 2017 article and not the original January reporting -- to obscure the Obama administration's very real and very obvious skulduggery.

To wit:

Yo, @callumborchers, you gonna put some ice on that? Or should I get you a binky?https://t.co/1swJvlYiqH? pic.twitter.com/nxNHkXzGbK

— Doug Ross 🔵 (@directorblue) March 9, 2017

Hey, Caleb, I got a First Aid Kit in my car. Let me know.

Hat tip: BadBlue Uncensored News.