EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS: Ex-President Obama Visits Storm-Weary Houston to Lend Support

Reminiscent of his presidency ("Obama’s refusal to interrupt vacation amid Louisiana flooding stirs anger"), summer intern Biff Spackle* snapped these photos of Barack Obama visiting Houston.

The former president -- as could have been predicted -- offered comfort, money, and much of his time to assist the victims.

Hahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahah *cough* hahahhahahahahahahhahah *wheeze* hahahhahahahhahahah *choke* hahahhahahahah *agh* hahha --- owww. I think I just wrenched my nimbus muscle.

* Must credit: SpackleVision Media Worldwide or something.