BREAKING EXCLUSIVE, MUST CREDIT BIFF SPACKLE: Biden Unveils New Campaign Slogan...

The Biden campaign today announced that it was retiring its most recent slogan -- "Where am I? And Why am I here?" -- and replacing it with "Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? You're getting nervous, man!". Hats off to Joe Biden for this innovative political chess move.

Via Biff Spackle, Cub Reporter, hat tip: BadBlue News, 24 x 7 x 365.