THE BIDENS: This Plot Would Make A Great Hallmark Movie

Via Strat.

The Laptop from Hell

Every family has some dirty laundry, but this story may take the prize. Meet America's 'First' Family.

Will a Hallmark Family Movie be made out of it?

Here's the proposed plot for the movie: Joe Biden and his first wife, Neilia, have three children: Hunter, Beau and Naomi. In 1972, Joe's wife Neilia and Naomi are tragically killed in a car accident.

Joe eventually marries a woman named Jill. You may know her as is his current wife, the "Doctor".

Joe already knew Jill because she had been Hunter's babysitter. Yes, he married his kid's babysitter. Together, Jill and Joe had a daughter named Ashley, who lives 'a quiet life' and is frequently in and out of rehab for various substance abuse issues.

Now sadly, the sanest, most normal one of the three surviving kids, Beau, died in 2015 from a brain tumor. He had been married to Hallie and they had two children, one a girl named Natalie, who was 11 yrs old when her dad died.

Enter Hunter Biden, in 2015, to "comfort" his brother's widow. Mind you, Hunter is married at the time, to Kathleen Biden, since 1993. He starts screwing around with his dead brother's wife in 2015 ... Hunter's wife Kathleen finds out about it and they separate. Hunter moves in with his dead brother's wife, Hallie, and her two kids, and they have a grand old time.

Hunter ultimately gets divorced from Kathleen in 2017. But, before that happens there is even more spicy drama.

Hunter starts screwing around with a stripper, while still shacking up with his dead brother's wife, before his divorce is finalized, and gets the stripper pregnant. Haillie kicks his butt to the curb supposedly for this indiscretion in 2018.

As The World Turns

At this point in the drama, Hunter is still legally married to his first wife, living with his widowed sister-in-law, and has knocked up a pole-dancer. You following this? Can you begin to imagine if Hunter was one of Trump's sons?

Anyhow, he denies the stripper's baby is his, although a paternity test proves otherwise and eventually he marries yet another woman named Melissa in 2019 after knowing her for a grand total of six (6) days.

Does the fairy tale end there? Why no, it does not.

Enter the laptop from hell

The Laptop from Hell

The "Laptop from Hell" is loaded with emails, text messages, photos, pornography (including alleged child porn), videos, and other sordid digital images of drug use and rampant weirdness.

Hunter Biden had dropped the laptop off in Delaware, his home state, to get it repaired. It seems he dropped it in some water while in a meth-induced state of mind. He then neglected to pay the $85.00 repair fee and the laptop legally became the repair shop owner's property for non-payment.

When the owner saw what was on it, he was so disturbed that he contacted the FBI. No response, it wasn't a "noose" hanging in a NASCAR garage. The DOJ? No response, it didn't involve Trump's tax returns.

Eventually, it landed in Rudy Giuliani's possession and he turned it over to the Delaware State Police after making four (4) copies of the hard drive.

Turns out, there's said to be a lot of child pornography on the computer, much of it involving youngsters on Hunter's many trips to China.

The Chinese Communist Party uses this as a blackmail tactic frequently. They supply the young girls, they secretly record the activities and then they can keep you "in line". Oh, they will pay you millions to do their bidding, like organizing lucrative deals with your father, who happens to be the Vice President.

In fact, millions of dollars were paid to Hunter Biden for favors with the U.S. government while Joe Biden was VP under Obama.

For eight years, Hunter reportedly made the connections and then split the cash with his father. His Dad is referred to as the "Big Guy" in some of the emails detailing how their ill-gotten gains would be split up amongst all those involved.

Did Joe Biden sell out his country, using his troubled son Hunter to act as his proxy? Biden appears to be as dirty and crooked as they come. The Clintons and their Foundation look squeaky clean in comparison.

Some people think Biden is a great president! Go figure.

So, who is running the country now? Is it Obama? Is it the CCP?

Hat tip to an anonymous commenter pointing us to the comment at MOTUS.