Everything you ever wanted to know about Turbo Encabulators

It is of paramount importance that you watch this video now.

That is, if you're at all interested in bringing perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a transmission that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal gram meters. Such an instrument is the turbo encabulator.

Hat tip: David W.