John Hawkins Releases Top 40 Conservative Blog List; Proves He's a Deeply Troubled Individual

John Hawkins has created an updated version of the Top 40 Conservative Blog List and it appears he's been hitting the sauce again. His selection for the #12 slot is an affront to bloggers everywhere and especially those who actually have talent.

40) Jihad Watch 39) Small Dead Animals 38) Conservative Blog Watch 37) Power Line 36) Tim Blair 35) Alarming News 34) Gay Patriot 33) The Cara Ellison Show 32) Sweetness & Light 31) Dr. Helen 30) The Campaign Spot 29) The American Princess 28) The Radio Equalizer 27) Say Anything 26) Cassy Fiano 25) I Own The World 24) Creative Minority Report 23) The Jawa Report 22) Top of The Ticket 21) Iowahawk

20) Althouse 19) Big Government 18) Jammie Wearing Fool 17) Big Hollywood 16) Riehl World View 15) Megan McArdle 14) Atlas Shrugs 13) Legal Insurrection 12) Doug Ross 11) IMAO 10) Newsreal 9) Weasel Zippers 8) Ace Of Spades HQ 7) Michelle Malkin 6) Instapundit 5) RedState 4) Newsbusters 3) The Corner 2) Gateway Pundit 1) Hot Air

I can just see Paul Mirengoff and company ripping their hair out while screaming, "Him? Number 12? Why not pick a guy out of the f***ing phone book?"

In all seriousness, I'd be happy with #40. There's something very wrong about a #12 ranking, but I'm overwhelmed to have the honor even temporarily. Like, until Hawkins sobers up and deletes the entry.


Update: iOwnTheWorld agrees and is deeply troubled with Hawkins' break from reality.