Hey, Obama was right! The rise of the oceans IS slowing and the planet IS healing, if the 'coldest winter in 1,000 years' is any indication

"...this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal; this was the moment when we ended a war and secured our nation and restored our image as the last, best hope on earth. This was the moment—this was the time—when we came together to remake this great nation..." -- Barack Obama, 3 June 2008

Dude! Obama fixed global warming! He was right for once! He's healed the planet!

Coldest winter in 1,000 years on its way

After the record heat wave this summer, Russia's weather seems to have acquired a taste for the extreme... Forecasters say this winter could be the coldest Europe has seen in the last 1,000 years.

The change is reportedly connected with the speed of the Gulf Stream, which has shrunk in half in just the last couple of years. Polish scientists say that it means the stream will not be able to compensate for the cold from the Arctic winds.

According to them, when the stream is completely stopped, a new Ice Age will begin in Europe...

Al Gore's career counselor could not be reached for comment at press time.