Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Ex-Speaker Pelosi Retains Steven Spielberg to Help Re-brand Democrats; First New Logo Attempt Succeeds Beautifully

The Washington Post reports that panicky Democrats are pulling out all the stops when it comes to re-branding their failed agenda.

...in public, Pelosi is projecting a no-looking-back aura. And behind closed doors, she is laboring to refashion the image of House Democrats - as well as herself.

Lawmakers say she is consulting marketing experts about building a stronger brand...

...The most prominent of her new whisperers is Steven Spielberg, the Hollywood director whose films have been works of branding genius...

...Lawmakers said Spielberg has not reported to Pelosi with a recommendation.

Pelosi met Friday with the members who will serve as ranking Democrats on committees, and she appointed a trio of rank-and-file legislators to take on new roles in helping shape and deliver the party's message.

Here's the message from Pelosi's four years controlling the federal purse-strings as Speaker: unemployment, depression, unsustainable social programs, epic failures, currency collapse, record deficits, and near calamitous terror attacks.

What's to rebrand?


Image: The Art of E (Evan Wondolowski). Hat tip: Larwyn. Linked by: Michelle Malkin. Thanks!.

3 comments:

  1. "....Lawmakers say she is consulting marketing experts about building a stronger brand..."

    And I quote the madam herself: "Are you serious, are you serious??"

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  2. You may laugh, but remember the Pet Rock. You can sell anything to people if you put it in a pretty box. Gotta go my pet rock is calling.

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  3. Iron Monkey6:48 PM

    So new and improved crap in a pretty packaging?

    SIGN ME UP!!!!

    ...or not...

    She really thinks we're THAT stupid and gullible? I know, rhetorical question...

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