Last time gas started getting this high, some retailers started pricing it by the liter, so all the digits would fit on the sign and the metrically illiterate would have trouble doing the math for cost per gallon.
And then Jesus came upon his disciples and said, "What's this shit I've been hearing about a human sacrifice for sins!!!?? Who in the goddamned hell came up with that Neanderthal bullshit!!! What are we, living in the fucking Stone Age!!? Blood sacrifice!!!!!!!!!!?? Listen, you can take that disgusting pile of Cro-Magnon donkey shit and shove it straight up your goddamn asses!!"--Jesus Christ, the Lost Gospel
Last time gas started getting this high, some retailers started pricing it by the liter, so all the digits would fit on the sign and the metrically illiterate would have trouble doing the math for cost per gallon.
ReplyDeleteAnd then Jesus came upon his disciples and said, "What's this shit I've been hearing about a human sacrifice for sins!!!?? Who in the goddamned hell came up with that Neanderthal bullshit!!! What are we, living in the fucking Stone Age!!? Blood sacrifice!!!!!!!!!!?? Listen, you can take that disgusting pile of Cro-Magnon donkey shit and shove it straight up your goddamn asses!!"--Jesus Christ, the Lost Gospel
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