Sunday, June 02, 2013

TOP 20 LIST: If companies had realistic slogans what would they be?

Culled from an amusing Reddit thread:

• Motel 6: We will leave the lights on for you because we are in a dangerous f***ing neighborhood!
• Dasani: Italian for "Coke just sold you water"
• Red Robin: When you don't want to spend much taking the kids out, but you need alcohol.
• Carnival Cruise: OH COME ON. What are the chances something will happen this time?

• Geek Squad: Let us Google that for you.
• Adobe: an update is available.
• McAfee - Please don't uninstall
• Axe: Smell like a sixth grader.

• Barnes & Noble: Your Local Library Now Has A Starbucks
• Lexus: A Toyota that will get you laid.
• AOL: Still here
• Fiji: If you love the taste of water and hate money

• Air Canada: "We're not happy til you're not happy"
• NetFlix - Wait, don’t go! Arrested Development!
• Comcast - We'll be there between 7AM and go f*** yourself
• Applebee's: We figured out a way to f*** up salad.

• Monster [Energy Drinks]: For Extreme Sitting At Your Computer
• SlimJim: If we showed you how we make these you'd stop eating meat forever.
• Internet Explorer: your number 1 browser for downloading other browsers
• Denny's: because its 2 am, you're drunk, and you need pancakes.


Hat tip: BadBlue Tech News - BadBlue.com/Tech.

2 comments:

  1. Spme of these are pretty funny...

    Carnival Lines was hilarious!

    ReplyDelete
  2. Hey Doug

    Could you help me spread the word that the voting has started on the “Coolest SOB In The Conservative Blogosphere Award 2013?”

    You are one of the nominees…

    http://im41.com/archives/9033

    ReplyDelete