As a refresher, I recently met a Congressional staffer and we were discussing which TV series about Washington were most realistic.
He stated, without hesitation, HBO's Veep.During the course of the series, Jonah Ryan -- tall, geeky, socially awkward, and (weirdly) also possessing delusions of grandeur -- makes the transition from low-level White House staffer to... Congressman.
The staffer I was schmoozing with said that Ryan's unlikely ascendancy, through a bizarre series of events, was entirely plausible. He said most Congressmen he knew were complete dunces and made Ryan look like Einstein.
The series is very funny and one of the best parts are the nicknames other members of Veep's staff call Ryan.
2. J Rock
3. Jizzy Gillespie
4. Jack and the Giant Jackoff
5. Gayleon
6. Tinkerballs
7. Wadzilla
8. One Erection
9. The Pointless Giant
10. Jimpanzee
11. The 60-Foot Virgin
12. Jono Ono
13. Hagrid’s Nutsack
14. Scrotum Poll
15. Transgenderformers
16. 12 Years a Slave to Jerking Off
17. Benedict Cum-In-His-Own-Hand
18. Guyscraper
19. The Cloud Botherer
20. Supercalifragilisticexpialidickcheese
21. Teenage Mutant Ninja A**hole
22. Spewbacca
23. Dikembe Mutomtard (while playing basketball)
24. Jolly Green Jizz Face
Video here.
My new additions to the list, composed during several snooze-fests on flights, include:
- Scooby Douche
- Col. Sansdick
- Ja Drool
- Tim Tardashian
- Sperman Cain
- Sasqueef
- Kareem Abdul Jackwad
- Dildo Daggins
- Homeless Simpson
- Hodork
- Moby Dickless
- Vin Scrotum
- Pee Wee Spermin
- Mr. T-bag
- Aunt Jizzmima
- Thunderdope
- Captain Queef
- Richard M Dickless
- Sackless Fifth Avenue
- Hulk Homeless
- Underdope
- Pole Fault
- Mr. Bo Dangles
- USS Neverpoon
- Giant Opie
- Count Jackula
- Ejac the Ripper
- Count Fartenstein
- Red Roofie Inn
- Schmucky Charms
- Tiny Dangler
Hat tip: BadBlue Uncensored News.
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