Saturday, May 19, 2007

Top Ten Rejected Hillary Campaign Slogans

10. "Read My Lips - No New Interns"
9. "Your long national nightmare is not over"
8. "President Clinton... this time with Pants"
7. "Bill betrayed her -- we shouldn't"
6. "She beat the indictments, she can beat Barack Obama"

5. "Don't ask what she's done -- ask what she says she's done"
4. "If you ever cheated on your wife, make up for it by voting for Hillary"
3. "I'm in it to Spin it!"
2. "Ask Not What Your Country Can Do For You, Ask How You
Can Illegally Contribute To My Campaign"
1. "America, Let's Just Pull Over And Ask For Directions"

Hat tips: Anvari, Planet Mike, Satirical Political, Those Shirts, Emmett Tyrrell and Jon Stewart.

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