Print out your own Carbon Credits!
Records show that Al and Tipper Gore paid a monthly gas-and-electric bill of $2,400 for their 20-room mansion and related buildings. That includes $500 a month for their poolhouse. Gore assuaged his guilt by buying "carbon offsets" to make up for his $30K annual energy tab.
Well, I've got spectacular news! Carbon Credits aren't just for the filthy rich any longer. Even the rabble -- yes, you and me -- can have access to these incredible investment vehicles.
1) Print a copy of the 20 Carbon Credit note, above
2) Find a
3) Sell that person the note
4) Repeat until you run out of imbeciles or printer paper, which ever comes first
Yes, it's just... that... simple!
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