Sunday, January 16, 2011

Early Contenders for Barack Obama's 2012 Campaign Slogan

Word broke last month that President Obama will try to be the first candidate to raise $1 billion for his 2012 reelection bid. It may not be quite as easy this time, however, after all of the attacks on "millionaires and billionaires" as well as a long list of once-vibrant industries reduced to begging for scraps from regulators.

In the bi-partisan spirit of civility, I figured we could save the president several hundred thousand dollars by coming up with his '12 campaign slogan before he had to pay some public relations agency to do so. Without further ado, here are my suggestions -- and I'm looking for your contributions in the comments!

• "Ask Not What Your Country Can Do For You, Ask How You Can Illegally Contribute To My Campaign"

"Your long national nightmare is not over"

• "It's Mourning Again in America"

• "Keep America Strong through Surrender & High Taxes"

• "Vote for Barack: Satan compels you"

• "Building a bridge to September 10th"

• "I'm with Worf!"

• "Vote Obama. It’s Easier Than Thinking"

• "Don't Ask What He's Done: Ask What He Says He's Done!"

• "Isn't It Time You Were Disappointed Again?"

• "Read My Lips: No New Tax Cuts"

• "Why Work If You Can Just Vote Democrat Instead?"

• "Change you can be fooled by -- again!"

• "Your friends at the SEIU say: Vote Obama and No One Gets Hurt"

• "Keep Racial Tensions Alive!"

• "Help Wipe Out Capitalism in Our Time"

• "I can't believe it's not Socialism!"


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32 comments:

Reliapundit said...

APPEASEMENT ABORAD AND SOCIALISM AT HOME.. A RECIPE FOR DISASTER

Anonymous said...

Laser Like Focus on Jobs

Anonymous said...

"Don't Ask What He's Done: Ask What He Says He's Done!"

That's what their real slogan will be--they'll just call it something else.

Jim - PRS said...

"Making Private Property a Thing of the Past, One Taxpayer at a Time"

Anonymous said...

Hey - leave Worf out of this!

Anonymous said...

Under Obama Socialism Thrives and the Economy Dives.

Zilla said...

Jihad? What Jihad?

Shariah Forever

Bowing to enemies since 2008!

Because we haven't finished alienating our allies.

We have only just begun the government takeover of everything!

Let us do the thinking for you!

Vote Obama or we send Bill Ayers to your house.

Philip Verghese 'Ariel' said...

I Think this will work for Obama, still he need some more slogans LOL

Anonymous said...

Live free or vote Obama 2012


firefirefire

chillguy33 said...

Obamahu Akhbar
Obamahu Akhbar
Obamahu Akhbar

Anonymous said...

Obama, the second coming.

It’s the hegemony, stupid.

Frosteetoes said...

Let’s give our children a better tomorrow so they can PAY for the things we’ve done today.

Frosteetoes said...

Obama, the NEW white meat.

Anonymous said...

Yes We Can???

-bfh

Anonymous said...

Now I'm Experienced!

-bfh

Anonymous said...

All Out Of Vacation Time!

Diogenes Sarcastica™ said...

Obama / Biden 2012
We still don't know what we are doing. But we will figure it out!

Anonymous said...

Barack Obama 2012 – Giving It All You’ve Got - Ginger iOTW

Anonymous said...

Have The Common Decency To Let Me Finish What I've Started
Ginger - iOTW

Anonymous said...

"Let's Win One For The Flipper"

LeftyBegone said...

How about "I'm black, so I'm entitled to your vote."

James said...

one billion dollars. If anyone need proof that money can't buy happines, here it is.

James said...

Either me or that crazy Alaskan, it's not rocket surgery people.

Diogenes Sarcastica™ said...

Lemmings for Obama 2012

Anonymous said...

Do it for the Children -

The next generation of gimme!

Anonymous said...

Obama 2012 Cap and trade or cap yo ass

Anonymous said...

Vote Obama Sucka

Anonymous said...

Skanks and Hobos Unite! With the mentally ill we can win this election.

The_Bad said...

Obama 2012: Resistance is futile.

Anonymous said...

"Fooled you once, shame on me. Fool you twice? Yes We Can!!"

Rachel said...

Fail to Grow with B.H.O.

Rachel said...

Bad leader, Bad golfer, Bad for America.