[RNN] Given a brutal battle shaping up for his reelection campaign, Barack Obama is reportedly considering a replacement for Vice President Joe Biden in the run-up to 2012. Often lampooned as "the dumbest man ever to serve as Senator and, of course, also the dumbest man ever to serve as Vice President", Biden is increasingly seen as a political liability among Democrat power-brokers.
Speaking off the record, David Axelrod noted that Biden's record of gaffes, blunders, misstatements, and outright inanity had become "more than a liability". Axelrod alluded to secret discussions with other potential running-mates including an unnamed rodent-like mammal with "considerably more intellectual firepower and charisma" than Biden.
Although the rodent has yet to be publicly identified, a spy photograph has emerged of President Obama meeting with the would-be VP candidate.
Calls to David Flouffe to confirm these reports had not been returned at press time.
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Tuesday, April 10, 2012
Spackle spy photo: Obama mulls VP replacement for Slow Joe Biden
Operating deep, deep, deep undercover, Biff Spackle files this exclusive report via the Tor Onion Router to conceal sources and methods.
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So basically, Obama couldn't even pick a good Vice Presidential candidate back in 2008.
Seems Biden can’t show up at any event without acting like the manager of a used car lot. Being more apt to be found in the hall of elks, on the 7th days eve, in a green suit of leisure with white shoes pulling a draft, slapping backs and yacking it up; the second in charge of the great nation yet pulls at our legs, and leaves us all to beg for more spirits to quell our hysteria. Winnebago Man cometh.
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