Darrell Issa's ObamaCare Caption Contest!

One of the few patriots in Congress, Rep. @DarrellIssa, named his top four caption contest winners. The challenge: come up with an appropriate description for the vast, new bureaucracies called ObamaCare.

Tied for second runner-up:

Joyce Ciotti, for Twister, Obama Edition

Also tied for second runner-up: Michelle Ray, for ObamaCare: Any Questions?

Our first runner-up: Mitchell Rosen for If you can read this, you're too close to the Obama administration!

And our winner is... ... ...Steven G. O'Dell for Do I cut the red wire -- or the green wire?

Congratulations to all of our contestants: in your own way, you're all winners. Except for those of you who are losers.