The After-School Special In the Age of Obama

Now that the government is regulating vending machines and bake sales, stay tuned for the ABC After-School Special entitled: "The Twinkie Dealer".

This moving story features a cameo appearance by Scott Baio, who plays the skinny kid tempted by an illicit snack dealer who offers him sweets that contain... trans-fats.


Idea: Some Dude.