If you've been struggling to find that special gift for your new member of the 113th Congress, may I be so bold as to suggest the following?
Yes, it's an exclusive, pre-packaged tar-and-feathers kit hand-selected by Doctor Ross.
Which is the only fitting gift for the tools that operate like this.
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Quantity discount available?
Do you have one that is guaranteed to scar and harm them instead?
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