I was recently spying on the enemy, aka listening to NPR, and they had a guest on that stated the Paris Climate Accord targets could be reached if everyone who believes in man-made climate change became vegan and plants trees on weekends.
I immediately thought: perfect!
We can tell liberals to leave us alone when it comes to how we live our lives, from what we drive, to you name it - and they can leave us alone until every last one of them becomes vegan and spends all of their free time planting trees - which will be forever, because as we know liberals don’t do personal responsibility!
I couldn’t find the exact vegan article that they mentioned, but I did find others that echoed the sentiment:
• “The Environmental Defense Fund reports that if each American replaced chicken with plant-based foods at just one meal per week, the carbon dioxide savings would be the same as taking more than half a million cars off U.S. roads.” (via Fortune Magazine)
• “Planting 1.2 Trillion Trees Could Cancel Out a Decade of CO2 Emissions” (via Yale University)
Thanks for your time, and I’ll be out doing donuts in my Ford!
Read more about the Global Warming Scam here: The Medieval Warming Period, Illustrated for Progressives and other Miscreants.