Least Loved Bedtime Stories
In the spirit of
James Taranto at Best of the Web (Least-Loved Bedtime Stories - "Harry Potter and 'Deep Throat' " -- headline, CNN.com, June 7), herein the reader may find a list of bedtime stories that they should
not read to their kids:
The Grinch That Got Tasered While Shoplifting at K-MartWhy Timmy's Parents Stopped Loving HimA Child's First Book of Assault RiflesPuff, the Crack-Addled DragonOne Elvis Two Elvis Skinny Elvis Fat ElvisThere's a Rocket in my Pocket!Oh, the Places You'll Go (after a Felony Conviction)How the Littlest Bear Found Out He Was a MistakeHorton Hears a HoThe Cat in the Hat Gets Capped
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