Monday, March 28, 2005

You put the balm on?

Click here for AmazonI think you may have heard about the woman who was eating chili at Wendy's and bit into something hard. She spit it out... and it turned out to be a human finger. The stories imply that vomiting quickly ensued, followed by a projectile apology by Wendy's.

Of course, a lawsuit is more certain than William Hung getting shut out of a Grammy nomination.

I can so envision a Seinfeld episode with Jackie Chiles ("you put the balm on?") representing Elaine.

And a patriotic Kramer attempting to wrangle a business deal out of the debacle by harping on the protein benefits of human digits... and appealing to New Yorkers' patriotism by calling them "freedom fingers".

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