Thursday, June 21, 2007

Harry Reid's Greatest Hits

 
For the first time ever -- and only available through this television commercial -- Ronbo is proud to present Harry Reid!! This offer is not available in any stores, so act now! You'll get all of the pasty-faced crooner's biggest hits, including:

The classic This War is Lost!...

The all-time favorite Dick Cheney ain't nothin' but the administration's attack dog...

Abu Graib Rock...

You'll also receive slow-rock mega-hit No one wants us to succeed in Iraq more than Democrats...

...controversial ballad Clarence Thomas is an embarrassment to the Supreme Court...

...and acoustic medley Alan Greenspan is one of the biggest hacks in Washington...

...cult classic George W. Bush is a loser...

...plus platinum blockbuster We're not going to do anything to limit funding for the war

And if you call now, we'll throw in Nancy (Pelosi) and Dianne (Feinstein) singing "Culture of Corruption"! Remember, this offer is not available in any store, so act today!

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