Monday, June 18, 2007

Line o' the Day

Don Surber is today's prize winner. The judges have yet to decide on the prize, but suffice it to say that it is either a vintage 1978 Ferarri Testarossa or two (2) cans of Mobil One motor oil:

Hamas took over the Fatah headquarters as a civil war broke out. Jack Murtha called for the immediate redeployment of U.S. troops from Palestine. Informed that there are no U.S. troops in Palestine, an angry Murtha ordered the Pentagon to send some so he can call for their withdrawal.

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