Friday, July 20, 2012

My Sincere and Heartfelt Apology to ABC's Brian Ross

An earlier Doug Ross @ Journal article referred to ABC News correspondent Brian Ross as the Westonville man by the same name arrested today and accused of: operation of a rolling methamphetamine lab; lighting kittens on fire; trafficking in child pornography; using a rusty axe to amputate the pinkies of debtors; performing necrophilia with roadkill; pushing a nun in front of the E train; arranging and betting on dog fights; gross abuse of squirrels; decapitation of baby seals during devil worship; and placement of non-recyclable material in the recycle-only container.


My bad.


10 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's ok. Anyone could have made that mistake.

robot said...

I rolf'd. Doesn't mean I care less for the victims.

Ridicule is too good for him.
#FireBrianRoss

Anonymous said...

are you sure? do we know where he was? Paladin

TheBronze said...

That's awesome!

Anonymous said...

No Problem. No harm done.

Crapplefratz said...

I'm pretty sure that the "squirrel abuse" charge still applies.

Holly said...

Lmbo! He deserves so much more

Anonymous said...

As long as you apologize it's OK......It's like it never happened.

Matthew W said...

Unfreak'n believable !!

Amazing the lengths that the MSM goes to smear the Tea Party

Mike aka Proof said...

Good thing he's an "investigative" reporter. Think just how wrong he might have gotten it if he wasn't? /sarc