"Dudes, let's do some polling!"
STACLU has done a remarkable public service in dissecting the latest Newsweek poll. Now, I'm going from memory here, but I think it broke down like this:
In the poll, 282 identified themselves as Republicans, 349 as Democrats and 330 as Independents...
Of all Americans surveyed, Newsweek says 51% believe impeachment of President Bush should be a priority...
And of the self-identified Republicans, 5% say impeaching President Bush should be a top priority, and 15% say it should be a priority, but not a high one.
Hmmmm. Somehow that doesn't sound right. Let's zoom in some more and pick out some faces among these 'self-described Republicans'...
Whip inflation now!
Save the rainforest! (Just ignore my 12,000 foot mansion made of wood)
So we fudged a poll? What about it?
You believe in the tooth fairy too?
Oh, speaking of which:
Attention! Attention all Christians voters! There are a bunch of gays in the GOP... people just like Mark Foley! And we know you Christians don't like gays. So, do us all a big favor and stay home on Tuesday. Plus, it'll be raining on Tuesday. Really bad weather.
That's your platform? Well, I guess it's improved some since Kerry ran for President.
Hat tip: Larwyn and EIB
Oven-fresh good readin', just like Mama used to make:
Anchoress: A GOP ad I'd like to see
Captain's Quarters: Meet the Democratic Leadership, Part III
Gateway Pundit: ACLU Counting on Democrat Majority to Kill Surveillance Bill
Hugh Hewitt: Bouchard, Kean and Kennedy for Senate
Rick Moran: A Liberal Manifesto and other Halloween Frights
Samantha Burns: Links That Don't Stink, Part 903
STACLU: Newsweak Poll Is Good News For Republicans (After The Dissection)
Wizbang: The Democrats don't deliver