Wednesday, December 13, 2006

What is the frequency, Keith?

Some have accused me of being a latter-day Howard Beale.

Others, jealous of my ratings, call me a raving moonbat with delusions of anchorhood.

But my rants and tirades are designed not to gain attention for ratings' sake. Indeed not.

My soliloquies are designed to amuse and enlighten while calling attention to the very real threat represented by Emporer Bush.

He and his minions of evil -- Rove and Cheney among them -- have hatched diabolical plans to pollute the Earth, destroy our entitlements, foment a world war, and irreparably damage MSNBC's ratings.

We found out last week, for instance, that Chimpy is blaming bovines for global warming.

And, for months, W has stonewalled Patrick Fitzgerald's indictment of Karl Rove over the Valerie Plame revelations.

All the while, Junior pillories the New York Times for doing their civic duty in revealing classifed programs that wingnuts claim are protecting us.

Said claims have absolutely no validity, since we haven't been attacked even once since 9/11.

Viewers will recall that we also weren't attacked even once under President Jimmy Carter's watch. Coincidence? I think not.

I am sounding the alarm claxons over evil, tyranny, injustice and halitosis, all the products of Bush and his moneymen: the Oil and Milk Lobbies.

So, in short, I'm not doing this for the ratings.

Far from it.

It's just that I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it any more!!

Hat tip: Noel Sheppard at Newsbusters

Oven-baked good readin', just like Mama used to make:
Captain's Quarters: Rosett rewrites Annan
Conservative Outpost: Carter a plagiarist?
File it Under: Warning to Google Image searchers
Gateway Pundit: Iran threatens Israel with extinction... at a Holocaust-denial summit, of all places
Hugh Hewitt: Ahmadinejad Threatens Israel, Again. Does Israel Have A Right To Self Defense?
Nuke Gingrich: Let's connect the dots
OTB: Symposium of denial
Rick Moran: The poison we call 'soy'
STACLU: Rosie Racist
Wizbang: Iran says Israel's days are numbered

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