Saturday, July 07, 2012

Funniest dis ever: Wayne Brady says Bill Maher's unwittingly bonking a woman who used to be a man, man

Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course. If you've been following the BadBlue news service on Twitter, you may have noticed the following headline:

Entertainer Wayne Brady is none-too-pleased with failed comedian and talk show host Bill Maher for his various racial epithets, some of which use Brady as a foil:

In 2010, Bill Maher said he wished President Barack Obama was less like Brady and more like Death Row Records co-founder Suge Knight... In response, Brady said that just because Maher likes black prostitutes, doesn’t mean he understands the black experience, adding that he wouldn’t appear on Maher’s show...

"If he once said I want to know how black Wayne Brady is — that chip on my shoulder says that rarely do you threaten a man and you should not fear anyone,” Brady said. “Now, I’m not saying I’m Billy Badass, but if Bill Maher has his perception of what’s black wrapped up, I would gladly slap the s*** out of Bill Maher in the middle of the street, and then I want to see what Bill Maher would do.”

"Now, Bill Maher would call the cops and he would have his lawyer — I’d get sued and lose my house and it’s not worth it for me,” he continued. “But the black man part of me would be so satisfied to slap the s*** out of him in front of Cocoa and Ebony and Fox, the three ladies of the night that he has hired . . . and Fancy, who also happened to be named Tyrique at one point.”

You guessed it: Tyrique, according to Nameapedia, is a boy's name. Which means Brady has stated unequivocally that Maher's unwittingly been bonking a man, man.

Fancy that, Tyrique.

And I think we've got a new nickname for our favorite hateful troll: Bill "Fancy" Maher.


J.P. Travis said...

If the person in that picture with Maher is a man, then I'm switching teams.

Anonymous said...

go ahead, travis.

Jim - PRS said...

If Brady (or anyone else, for that matter) were to slap Maher, he would cry like a baby, punk that he is. I guarantee it.

directorblue said...


Okay, Stu! *

* Hangover 2 reference.

Anonymous said...

Maher, in this picture, bears a "separated at birth" resemblance to a blob fish. Both look like something the oozed out from under a rock. See Google images.

Anonymous said...

Uh.....just FYI it is BOINKing

TheBronze said...

Why does Bill Maher (BM) have a penis for a nose?

Parking Lot Bozo said...

Probably because he doesn't have a penis for a penis.

Anonymous said...

First off, people have been making those jokes about Wayne Brady for a very long time. Brady didn't have a problem making light of his wholesome image on the Dave Chappelle show 10 years ago.

So why make a big deal about it now? If he had a problem he should have just contacted Bill Maher and told him how he felt.

Second, Bill Maher is a diehard Obama supporter who put his money where his mouth is. Quiet as it's kept Bill doesn't even have that much money since his entire life savings was rapped up in Bear Stearns.

So really, cut him some slack.