And now, a word from Muqtada al-Sadr
Howdy. I'm Muqtada al-Sadr.
I'm raising funds for world terror.
Recruiting for suicide attacks is down over 50% since the 'surge'!
Explosively formed penetrators and improvised explosive devices ain't cheap.
And a couple of our explosives factories were just shut down.
The inventory of our management bible -- The One-Minute Exploding Manager -- is running dangerously low.
Bottom line: we need your support. Our terror efforts hang in the balance.
Not to mention my dental work.
Plaque, gingivitis... they're real threats!
As you can see.
Suicide bombings and clean teeth. They're a powerful combination.
Won't you please help? The lives that are lost may be your own.