Sunday, March 30, 2008

China introduces new Olympic sports for '08 Summer Games


The rumors appear to be true.

China has decided to introduce a series of new Olympic events for this year's summer games. The new contests include:

Whack-a-Monk!

50-Yard Tank Dash

Trade-secret speed copying

Falun Gong book burning

Speaking of secrets, it's no secret which country is favored to win the Gold Medals in these new events.

Read more: Democracy Project: Tibetan Counter-Olympics

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