8: Ask me about my racist preacher! 7: All for Hamas and Hamas for all! 6: Don't be just another white person, vote Obama! 5: Assuage your guilt over the government's invention of the HIV virus. 4: Tony Rezko: still conviction-free as of March 22nd! 3: Because I won't hesitate to use tactical nuclear weapons against the Clinton machine 2: Straight outta Skokie 1: I will make a solemn promise to the American people to shut my wife up
Others: *: It's either me or Al Sharpton: 'nuff said? *: Well, Obama could be an Italian name.