MacGruber!
Making life-saving inventions out of household materials...
MacGruber!
The guy's a frikkin' genius...
MacGruber!
[Typewriter clacking] Obama's Secret Campaign Headquarters, Southside of Chicago...
MacGruber, we almost have this campaign wrapped up!
We just have to play it safe for another month or so -- and we win the Democratic nomination, hands down!
Don't worry! I've got a great plan that is guaran-damn-teed to save the campaign!
What the hell are you smoking, MacGruber? All we have to do is not make any mistakes --
Shut up, Jesse! We've got no time to lose...
...I'm bringing Obama's wife Michelle into the campaign! Her incredible candor and uplifting speeches will--
******KERBLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!******
MacGruber!Also see: MacGruber, Episode #1
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